why men are happier
direct copy and paste.
(from scott.)
why men are happier.
What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be
President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth. The world is your urinal. You
never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is
just too icky. You don't have to stop
and think of which way to turn a nut
on a
bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles
add character. Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to
them. The occasional well-rendered
belch is practically expected. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires
only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars (unless u're a wuss
wahahahaa). You get extra credit for
the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he
or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-
pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have
strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes. Everything on your face stays
its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You
only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of
shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocket knife. You have freedom
of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
oh well. anyway i just took my weight
and found that i lost 4kg during block leave.
how amazing.
LOL.
and how is that possible?
oh well. less than 16 hours to start trg to be a 2nd cls citizen.
hohoho.
life rocks.
hopefully i can book out for my interview nxt week.
(MAS on thursday)
i really hope so.
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