funny quotes hahaha
first today at the smu scholarship tea session,
i heard this super amusing quote.
"Money isnt the most important thing in the world..
Love is..
AND. I LOVE MONEY!"
and that made me go find more cute quotes!
"Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a light side, a dark side,
and it holds the universe together...."
"A birth-control pill for men, that's fair.
It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun
than to wear a bulletproof vest."
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."
"When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy."
"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."
"Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to
become their property that they may more perfectly respect it."
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
AND the best quote of all goes to thomas caryle.
the very one who refers to his profession as the dismal science.
pretty amusing how much self worth he awards himself.
"Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist."
and a dedication to ms ang yishan =P
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget is once."
muahahahaha.
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